Political Jumping Frogs

WITH the polling date rapidly approaching, the notorious political frogs start jumping again.

These frogs are farm-bred, not from the wild. And they can jump much further from their jungle cousins. Some jump from Kelantan to Kedah, and a few even jump from secular wilderness to so-claimed Islamic party.

One important question remains: Are we going to protect the Malaysian political frogs or exterminate them? Anyhow, lets improve our knowledge on this unique amphibians by answering the quiz below:

The Frog Quiz

1. Political jumping frogs are found only in opposition parties. True or False?

2. We human need them. True or false?

3: All political jumping frogs make only croaking noise. True or false?

4: Political jumping frogs are more dangerous than poisonous wild frogs? True or false?

ANSWERS

1. False: They can be found almost in all parties.

2. False: They only serve their own vested interests.

3. False: The can make all sort of noises...some roar like tigers, some neigh like horses and a few sound like orang utan.

4. True: The can cause chaos to the society, and even may led to civil war.